Welcome aboard the Uncontrolled Bar Ship Abandon! We're the latest crew to join Barfleet in their search for an ongoing state of slack.
As a result of the unique resources available around the Chicago Cluster, we have had the vital responsibility of being the fleet's Heavy Ordnance Supply Vessel thrust upon us. It's a tough job seeking out new and interesting ways to increase the firepower of the fleet ordnance, but it's a task we gladly take on... again and again!
We're still in the process of bringing the Abandon's systems into line with the rest of the fleet. Bear with us while we get up to spec. It's not easy performing construction and maintenance activities after testing out the new ordnance, but we'll get there.
And of course remember:
If it's worth doing.... it's worth doing with Abandon!
--Capt. Ron Anejo